This week in popular culture, everyone seems to be pointing and laughing. Gen Z has found a Millennial music craze that everybody needs to neglect, your complete web is clowning on Ice Dice’s new film, and TikTok is obsessive about “Ibiza closing boss.” Nobody, although, is laughing at four-year-olds hooked on brainrot.
Ibiza Last Boss
There is a new star on the web: Ibiza Last Boss! The above TikTok was posted 5 days in the past on the TikTok account of males’s clothes retailer Zero Six West, and promptly blew up. It has been considered over 20 million occasions. This man is fascinating. He wears that bowl minimize, and his enamel are so white. How did he get these sharp traces in his goatee? Who did his tattoos? There’s one thing so particular and distinctive about his look, it is onerous to imagine he is an actual particular person. However we all know he is actual, as a result of different accounts began posting their very own sightings of Ibiza Last Boss, together with this one:
and this one:
And so many extra.
So: Ibiza is a Spanish island within the Mediterranean Sea identified for its membership life. A closing boss is the man you struggle on the finish of a online game. So we all know the place Ibiza Last Boss acquired his title—however who’s he?
It did not take lengthy for this TikTok account to look that appears to be from the person, however is it? And even whether it is, Ibiza Last Boss solely identifies himself as “Jack Kay,” however presents no extra info. The place is he from? What’s he is doing in Ibiza? What does he do when he isn’t partying? What does he dream of at night time? We might by no means know.
“Stomp clap hey” music
Gen Z has discovered a brand new approach to roast Millennials, and I’m on board. Have you ever heard of “stomp clap hey?” It is a derogatory time period for that style of pop-folk music that grew to become in style round 2010, whenever you’d hear oh-so-sincere bands like Of Monsters and Males and Mumford and Sons blaring out of espresso outlets and taverns with too many craft brews on faucet. I did not discover how lame it was on the time. I may need paid to see the Lumineers play as soon as. However in hindsight, what was anybody pondering?
The title explains the construction of the songs: a stomp, a clap, and somebody yelling “hey.” The particular person yelling “hey” positively sports activities a beard, most likely wears suspenders, would possibly play a banjo, and possibly makes artisanal pickles as a pastime.
The youngsters in Era Z have rediscovered stomp clap hey, however not in a “I discovered a cool factor from the previous” method, however in that “I am unable to imagine individuals appreciated this horrible music” method. They’re digging up essentially the most egregious examples simply to snort at them, just like the under NPR Tiny Desk efficiency from the band Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes that’s superb in its lameness and transcendental in its ridiculousness.
Everyone seems to be hate-watching Warfare of the Worlds
Media would not need to be outdated to be hate-enjoyed. Amazon’s remake of Warfare of the Worlds actually simply got here out, and it is so horrible that everybody is watching it. Produced through the pandemic and shelved till final week, Warfare of the Worlds stars Ice Dice as some sort of authorities surveillance hacker man, so the film consists primarily of pictures of Dice watching the titular Warfare unfold on his pc display screen, as if he solely took the job if the producers agreed he did not have to face up.
Warfare had an ideal 0% on Rotten Tomatoes till Leisure Weekly’s Jordan Huffman introduced the rating as much as 3% recent.
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It is a jaw-droppingly horrible film in each method possible. It is persistently, relentlessly dangerous in so many novel ways in which you must watch it. The chyrons on Ice Dice’s pc are sometimes misspelled. The president calls Dice and says, “Let’s do that battle of the worlds.” A climactic second encompasses a heroic Amazon driver shopping for an Amazon reward card.
As X consumer Lon Harris places it,”Dipping under like 5% on Rotten Tomatoes has mainly the identical attraction to me as breaking 90%. That is some shit I have to expertise proper there.”
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Children as younger as 4 can determine brainrot
“Stomp clap hey” music is inarguable lame, however the children in Gen-Alpha are on some shit that we won’t even perceive. In accordance with educator @halflifed, the 4 and 5 12 months olds she teaches are absolutely steeped in brainrot movies.
“They know what brainrot means. What it’s. And so they can determine it,” she reviews. She says her college students say “sigma” all day. And “bruh.” And so they say “amunga,” a phrase that baffles @halflifed, however I believe it could be in regards to the online game Amongst Us?
“You do not perceive. There are four- and five-year-olds who as quickly as they get entry to the web, on a pill or their mother and father cellphone, will activate YouTube Reels and sit and swipe,” @halflifed says within the video, “and earlier than 5 minutes goes by, they’re on these scary ass AI movies of infants being eaten alive by hearth ants… and the youngsters are obsessed with it!”
For a deeper dive into AI-created nightmare movies for youths, try my publish about YouTube’s AI kitten horrors.
What are “goonettes” and “gooners?”
When you had learn my glossary of Gen Z and Gen A slang phrases, you’d already know that “gooning” refers to prolonged masturbation with out orgasm, generally for the aim of getting into an altered state of consciousness. A gooner is a person who goons. A goonette is a girl who goons.
